The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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