am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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