Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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