i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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