As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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