so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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