Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
