there was a trapeze. enough said
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you win again, gameday.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize