I wanna bring you to show and tell
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize