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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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