So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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