And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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