you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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