maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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