Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
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Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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