Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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