you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
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