i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
