So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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