If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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