my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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