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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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