So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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