your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
