ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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