In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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