Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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