Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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