its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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