ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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