That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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