That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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