On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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