I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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