he thought i was a dude.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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