how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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