Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize