Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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