she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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