what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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