So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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