i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I know her cup size but not her name....
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