She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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