Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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