My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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