Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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