I feel like abortions should bother me more
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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