I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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