Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Quick, to the slutcave!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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