Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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