end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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