left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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