you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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